I loved the ‘man logic’ of the guy that ran into the back of a car I was in on Saturday. He was insisting to his girlfriend that he hadn’t been driving too close to us. Welllllll, the fact that your front fender is buried into our back wheel suggests otherwise my friend.
He also asked us what we’d done to cause it. Um, our car was parked on the side of the road. Like stationary. Not moving. You’ve no one to blame but yourself. I hate it when that happens.